Kammala, oh Kammala

[Spoken]
Good evening, you magnificent deplorables! Tonight, a tribute to our *almost* president of the United States…

[Verse 1 –
Kammala, oh Kammala,
America’s Mammala—
We’re so depressed that you didn’t win

[Verse 2 ]
We miss all your pallids,
Countless word salads,
And diagrams made by Vin!

[Verse 3]
Kammala, oh Kammala.
America’s Mammala.
We all knew the odds weren’t that good.

[Verse 4]
It’s all Biden’s fault,
for not getting out,
at the time that you wished he would.
(He’s still looking for the exit!)

[Chorus Stanza]
Three months not enough, incredibly tough—
Packed rallies for Trump said it all!

[Chorus Stanza 2]
With a billion and a half, spent incredibly fast,
And you still kept dropping the ball!

[Chorus]
The press had your back, Donald Trump they attacked,
Still you avoided them all like the plague—
Then one day on The View, your answers totally blew:
“Said nothing different from Biden you’d change!”

[Verse 5]
Kammala, oh Kammala.
America’s Mammala.
That response was the start of your end.
[spoken] (The end.)
(The end ba ba ba do be do wop)

[Verse 6]
“You said it’s not what I meant!”
as you tried to relent—
“Please ask me the question again!”

[Verse 7]
Kammala, oh Kammala.
America’s Mammala.
Your influence wearing thin…
[spoken aside, muttered]
(Like your cackle.)

[Verse 8]
One last thing you should know
As you make your way home—
We’re no longer burdened by that which has been!

We’re no longer burdened by that which has been!