[Spoken]
…tonight we bid a fond adieu to a man who proved that even a vegetable can be President… if it’s fertilized by the swamp.
[Verse 1]
So long Joe!
We’re not sad to see you go
We’re surprised that you lasted so long.
All you did was scream and pout,
till the Dems just threw you out
your debate proved they all weren’t wrong.
[Verse 2]
So long Joe!
It’s time to end the show
But we thank you for all you’ve done.
Please don’t say that you could win,
Trump was sure to lose again.
We’re now not sure what *planet* you’re on.
[Chorus]
It’s now 2024 — not like before
We had Covid and stupidity galore
Fool them once, it could not fail but
fool them twice could spell out jail sooo
We thank you for your obedience,
and all of your expedience
in doing exactly what you’re told.
The country’s in a mess,
and it’s all your fault — we guess.
But now is not the time to go rogue.
Fear not old friend,
you won’t leave empty-handed.
All that influence you sold we allowed.
But don’t forget your son —
for he really was the one
and on that you should really be proud.
So as you leave this sacred house
and we raise our voices to sing,
rest assured we have it covered, how?
Kamala’s waiting… in the wings.
Sooooo…
[Verse 3]
So long Joe!
It’s time for you to go
Here’s your hat what’s your hurry we’ll say.
Please do not relent
or we’ll keep your ten percent.
After all, it’s just the American way.
[Repeat]
Please do not relent
or we’ll keep your ten percent.
After all, it’s just the American way.