[Verse 1]
What can one say about—Donald Trump
That hasn’t already been publicly declared
Some say he’s fantastic —
Though a little bombastic
And those on the Left are frightfully scared
[Verse 2]
He’s Hitler — a fascist
And just a few years ago
The Left all called him a commie
But who should know better in the times of today
Perhaps we should ask Mamdani
[Verse 3]
For as long as I live —
I shall never know
Why all this political hate
From Democrats — the Left
And especially the press
All negative — right out from the gate
[Verse 4]
Trump says it’s all
Between him and the swamp
And he’s honestly doing his best
It’s not been that easy —
Fixing Biden’s four years
And massive — T D S
[Verse 5]
Dems foam at the mouth
From the sound of his name
Therapists prosper —
Prescriptions abound
They shriek and they scream —
From all of their pain
Yet no cure for Trump can be found
[Verse 6]
Promises were made and
He’s kept every one
His slogans —
Time will revere
He’s said the best revenge
Is massive success
A shame we can’t give him another four years
It’s a shame we can’t give him —
Another four years
[Spoken]
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
Good night, God bless,
And see you again in twenty twenty-nine.